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Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Baking for safety and survival in West LA

If you're a blogger who's also a jogger and currently living in Santa Monica, you've probably resigned yourself to tinkering around with google analytics tonight instead of taking your daily post-work run.

The Great American Bakery Hunt has deemed current conditions unsafe for blogging joggers in West LA, and our reasons are twofold: Not only do the palm trees that line our usually serene streets appear precariously ready to snap in half, but there's so much debris in the air that anyone outdoors should be wearing Kareem Abdul-Jabbar-style protective eyewear.

If you're the kind of person who thinks they can tough it, learn from our mistakes at The Great American Bakery Hunt now and save the money on eye drops and patches later (although the latter is well-timed for Halloween.)

Plus, the weather's awful, so come inside and bake.

1 comment:

Felicia said...

Eye Patch!!!???! Snaaaaaap! (Say that like Derek Zoolander, please)

Also, +5 for the Kareem reference. Genaro and I saw him at downtown Disney once and even in his casual wear he had the sports-y neoprene strap on the ends on his glasses around the back of his neck. You never know when a fast break might happen.